An adorable robot who acts as the ship’s interim captain during transitions. E.R.N.E. receives official and unofficial communications, summons the meat-bag crew to the cockpit, and coordinates their scrapping missions.
Quotes
Attention, meat bags. We have been hailed by an unofficial source. We have been tasked with a scrapping mission. Please convene in the cockpit in order to further discuss this mission.
We have been hailed by a ministerial force using an undocumented channel in order to brief us on a mission regarding a transport ship that was wrecked in Dragon’s Nest.
Fletcher, please come to the cockpit. Fletcher, please come to the cockpit. Fletcher to aisle three.
Abilities & Gear
- Shatter — power
- vibro-dagger — item
Notable Moments
- [00:27:57] E.R.N.E. receives a formal but mysterious communication ping and rolls an 11 on an Insight check to identify it.
- [00:30:59] E.R.N.E. summons the crew to the cockpit to discuss the salvage mission in Dragon’s Nest.
- [00:37:55] E.R.N.E. suggests taking the mission and the crew agrees.
- [00:48:04] The crew clarify that Ernie is not the captain.
- [00:56:18] Ernie searches the dashboard for stashed drinks.
- [00:56:33] Ernie rolls a 21 on investigation and finds a crystal glass with a skim of whiskey and a smoked cigar.
Crewmates
Fletcher Morrow, Hazel Treerton, The Reverend Doctor Professor Archibald Grey, Elayne, Nul Konn
Appearances
Session 1 — 2026-05-31
- [00:13:44] ooc — Casey introduces E.R.N.E. (Ernie), the ship’s navigation/pilot bot who was included in a promotion when the ship was purchased.
- [00:27:57] roll — E.R.N.E. receives a formal but mysterious communication ping and rolls an 11 on an Insight check to identify it.
- [00:29:27] npc — E.R.N.E. accepts the message, which is an unofficial, under-the-table salvage request from a Ministry contact regarding a wreck in Dragon’s Nest.
- [00:30:59] decision — E.R.N.E. summons the crew to the cockpit to discuss the salvage mission in Dragon’s Nest.
- [00:48:04] decision — The crew clarify that Ernie is not the captain.
- [00:56:18] decision — Ernie searches the dashboard for stashed drinks.
- [00:56:33] roll — Ernie rolls a 21 on investigation and finds a crystal glass with a skim of whiskey and a smoked cigar.
- [00:58:43] decision — Ernie pages Fletcher to the cockpit.
- [01:09:07] roll — Entering the room, the crew rolls Investigation checks; Hazel rolls a 20 and Nul Konn rolls a natural 20.
- [01:25:58] decision — E.R.N.E. draws a vibro-dagger and sneaks forward.
- [01:27:20] roll — E.R.N.E. rolls a 10 on a Stealth check.
- [01:45:48] ooc — The players discuss ERNE’s acronym meaning.
- [02:20:06] roll — The GM calls for dexterity saving throws from Grey, Fletcher (visor), and E.R.N.E. (robot).